No, not a euphemism, just thought I would post some pics of a couple of guns in my possession, let's see what you have got. First one up is my Daystate Tsar in .177, more to follow.

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Here is an oldie from circa 1911-1920, a Diana Mod 27 which I have renovated and hangs in the kitchen.
My bullpup Kalibrgun Cricket, set up for HFT shooting.
and my Walther lgu underlever spring gun, think that's all the bases covered.
Nearly forgot, this is my competition gun, a Steyr lg110
Nice bits of kit Barry
Thanks Wayne.
@Barry Warren I have been coaching bazza for the past few years and i have high hopes the old chap will soon be able to hit a few targets .
Tell you what bazza , i will give you a tenner for that old Daystate . no don't thank me . HOLLY
I also will give £10 for the LGU .
How is it to shoot Bazza ? Is it quieter than Holly ?
The lgu shoots as good as any pre-charged however, the stock isn't as comfortable as a TX200, mind you, the rifle is quite a bit cheaper though.
Those offers of £10 seem much too generous, thank you.
did you get the LGU 2nd hand Baz ?
I bought the lgu new from Botley Gun Shop, they knocked £30 off the price and included a free tin of Eley Wasps, anyone want to buy them for £10. Forgot to mention that I had the adjustable cheek piece made by a chap in Norfolk, cost about £35 if I remember.
OK Bazza £12 then ??? HOLLY
@David Hollingdale Tempting Holly but must refuse.
What rifle wants is Bull Pupping Bazza ? HOLLY
I thought of that but the cost would be prohibitive, it's quite a long rifle anyway but well balanced , bit like me.
Well you could hire your self out as a Gigolo ? that might get a quid ??? HOLLY